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Post by athena on Jun 23, 2017 19:50:21 GMT
Let's just encompass all kids now! We need this one too
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Post by athena on Jun 23, 2017 19:51:12 GMT
" i nee ta paint a massapice"  |
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Post by scotty on Jun 23, 2017 21:07:20 GMT
DS2 was crying in the car. DS1 asked "Daddy, can we speed the whole way home?"
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Post by lulu on Jun 23, 2017 22:25:32 GMT
DD1's class had a talk about periods this week.
She came home and said
"So, the government said we are allowed to learn about periods now"
I asked what she learned and here was her run down:
"My teacher says you (meaning me) won't have a period anymore because you are old and have had babies." - who is this bitch?!
"But she gets her period because she's young and has no babies." - good for her, I'm thinking.
"My teacher says she always knows when her period is due because she's experienced and knows what to look for".
"But she says we won't because we are young and it will come as a big surprise for lots of years!"
Finally - the golden nugget...
"I will not be using blood stoppers that's for sure".
Me - what on earth are you talking about?
"You know, those things you shove in your vagina. All my friends decided we aren't touching ours so are using tissue pads instead."
Me - do you mean sanitary towels?
"Yeah, I've seen the advert and they are ok and cheap"
I am on the verge of moving her schools ha ha!
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Post by lulu on Jun 23, 2017 22:29:34 GMT
DS announced he was going for a pee this morning.
Off he went and shouted "don't eat my cheerios mum while I'm away ok?"
For breakfast every morning, DS has a bowl of cheerios, 3 weetabix (he's been known to eat 6), a bowl of chocolate hoops, a glass of orange, two slices of toast and a banana.
I would be terrified to steal his damn cheerios but I think he can spare them.
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Post by burritosatevrrymeal on Jun 23, 2017 23:13:10 GMT
DS was trying to call for his lost stuffed animal like he calls for the cats. "Fareon, where are yoooooou? (Calling sound, calling sound)." He then tried to call his father like he calls the cats.
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Post by lrmrtn on Jun 24, 2017 0:26:38 GMT
lulu, DS is the same way with his food and toys - don't eat my fries, don't play with my train table, etc. Sent from my XT1060 using Tapatalk
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Post by burritosatevrrymeal on Jun 25, 2017 12:14:06 GMT
We have a long car ride today and we will end up at a park, etc., having a busy day. I told DS we are going on an adventure. He replied, " Oh, we going on a bear hunt? I scared."
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Post by lissiehoya on Jun 28, 2017 14:52:16 GMT
Last week I went to see Jersey Boys with one of my friends. DS asked DH where I was and DH told him I was out with a friend. DS's response? "Mama doesn't have friends." :/
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Post by burritosatevrrymeal on Jun 28, 2017 14:56:09 GMT
DS was wearing underpants for the first time in a while. I asked him what he thought about wearing them and he said, " Mama, my peepee is so happy now." LOL. Good to hear.
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Post by scotty on Jun 29, 2017 1:08:48 GMT
DS just ran into my room and yelled "Mama! Elephants eat penises!"
No. They eat peanuts. Repeat after me...pea-nuts.
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Post by rainbowsockmonkey on Jun 29, 2017 1:34:40 GMT
Teaching her the important things in life.
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Post by scout251 on Jul 1, 2017 18:56:48 GMT
Literally out of nowhere, DD1 says "let me smell your hair!", runs over from her dollhouse, sniffs my head and says "mmmm delicious!".
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Post by cattitude on Jul 2, 2017 17:51:00 GMT
"But I not can have spider webs come out of my hands." ☹️
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Post by comicsans on Jul 2, 2017 17:54:33 GMT
I've been listening to 3 year olds argue about things.
I like birds
No, I like birds
No, I like birds...
You can both like birds
Dd: we both can like birds
Nephew: ok, but I like birds best
Dd: yeah, me too
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Post by jobub on Jul 2, 2017 17:57:23 GMT
Bub: I have big nipples?
Me: no you have little nipples
Bub: baby brother can eat from my little nipples?
Me: no. He only eats from mom
Bub: I don't have special milk?... Does dad have special milk?... Only mom has special milk?
He's starting to get it...
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Post by activebaby on Jul 2, 2017 23:15:53 GMT
Preface by saying - just watched a Go Diego Go episode talking about animals
Ds: "Daddy you got a beaver in your pants!"
This was over speaker phone in H's office. I was dying laughing. Ds also said koala bear, etc. but that was all he said over the phone call.
Later on
Ds: " mommy you got a hot dog in your pants."
Me: "do you know that means a penis?"
Ds: "no it mean hot dog!"
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Post by spins on Jul 2, 2017 23:57:52 GMT
At bedtime from the 4yo
"Camels live in Egypt. They have pyramids in Egypt, and they open, and God used to live in there!"
I have no idea where that came from but I'm impressed!
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Post by doll on Jul 3, 2017 0:00:38 GMT
H and I were talking about how we were going to do something Chloe- "you are making me really nerves"
Me- Chloe do you mean we are making you nervous?
Chloe- "yes, nerves"
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Post by kittyriot on Jul 3, 2017 0:21:45 GMT
FIL says "no way Jose" a lot when playing with O.
She's turned in to "no way posey".
It's pretty darn cute.
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Post by lissiehoya on Jul 3, 2017 14:18:19 GMT
One of my favorite misspoken words of DS is helicopter. He calls them "hopicopters."
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Post by activebaby on Jul 3, 2017 14:30:48 GMT
Ds calls hibachi "hoki hoki" - no clue why, but I'm not correcting him. It's the cutest thing
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Post by mrscheese on Jul 3, 2017 18:05:00 GMT
My new favorite mis-pronunciation is donut. He says doh-dent.
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Post by kittyriot on Jul 3, 2017 23:31:17 GMT
O calls backpacks, peepacks. I'm going to miss that once it's gone.
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Post by lrmrtn on Jul 4, 2017 0:40:46 GMT
We were explaining to DS why tomorrow is a holiday and DS said "yeah, independent day... Because Thomas is my best friend."
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Post by cattitude on Jul 4, 2017 18:13:59 GMT
Carouself.
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Post by athena on Jul 4, 2017 18:21:30 GMT
My new favorite mis-pronunciation is donut. He says doh-dent. I just heard DD1 say donut for the first time today. doh-butt. |
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Post by lulu on Jul 4, 2017 22:46:45 GMT
We were explaining to DS why tomorrow is a holiday and DS said "yeah, independent day... Because Thomas is my best friend." I love how kids always talk about best friends it's so sweet. Although DS uses it to get out of trouble. I gave him a row yesterday and was furious with him (he just wasn't listening all day long). He came over and said "mummy are you cross?" I said "yes with you because you didn't listen". DS cuddled my leg and said "but I'm happy mummy. You're my best friend". He won - we went to the park. |
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Post by lrmrtn on Jul 4, 2017 23:17:42 GMT
lulu, DS was referring the Thomas the train! But he did tell me today I was his best friend...
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Post by lulu on Jul 5, 2017 11:36:19 GMT
lulu, DS was referring the Thomas the train! But he did tell me today I was his best friend... Thomas used to be my friend until lissiehoya spoiled it for me forever ha ha! |
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