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Post by microworm on Sept 11, 2017 15:26:42 GMT
Where is the post police?! Vacation ETA I mean, on a trip LOL - just seeing this. Don't mind me.
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Post by emmygirl on Sept 11, 2017 16:09:55 GMT
Last night DD came up to me laying on the couch and started jumping on me. I told her to be careful because he mom is old now. She responds by saying, ok I'm going to put you in the trash then!
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Post by njgirl84 on Sept 11, 2017 16:42:44 GMT
As DS1 pretends to poke my mom with a fork
"I'm going to fork you up"
He obviously didn't realize why my dad and I were hysterical laughing, only made it funnier.
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Post by scout251 on Sept 11, 2017 19:30:05 GMT
As DS1 pretends to poke my mom with a fork "I'm going to fork you up" He obviously didn't realize why my dad and I were hysterical laughing, only made it funnier. DD1 will say something similar when she can't get a food to stay on her fork..."I can't fork this!"
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Post by lissiehoya on Sept 12, 2017 2:20:41 GMT
"Dad's super farty!"
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Post by spins on Sept 17, 2017 1:51:14 GMT
"Daddy your penis is pretty"
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Post by activebaby on Sept 17, 2017 12:51:02 GMT
"My penis is so big. I ate my food and now it's gonna be big like daddy's!"
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Post by scout251 on Sept 17, 2017 13:45:47 GMT
"My penis is so big. I ate my food and now it's gonna be big like daddy's!" Omg I'm dying 😂
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Post by cattitude on Sept 18, 2017 13:55:37 GMT
I was talking to C sternly in the car after church about not lifting my dress up (which he kept doing at church.) I told him he would be in trouble if he did it again. C: Look mommy, you can't talk to me like that. I talking to brother. Hey brother... (mumble mumble.)
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Post by jobub on Sept 18, 2017 14:23:18 GMT
He came to our room this morning and instead of climbing in our bed like usual, he stood next to me and said "there's something wrong..." and then rested his head on the bed and refused to elaborate. Oh wait, that wasn't funny. It actually freaked me out. Turns out he just peed in his pullup.
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Post by lissiehoya on Sept 19, 2017 14:12:34 GMT
He came to our room this morning and instead of climbing in our bed like usual, he stood next to me and said "there's something wrong..." and then rested his head on the bed and refused to elaborate. Oh wait, that wasn't funny. It actually freaked me out. Turns out he just peed in his pullup. DS regularly tells me, "It hurts!" I'm like WTF hurts, be more specific!!!
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Post by footloose on Sept 19, 2017 15:58:13 GMT
Late getting out the door today and so we were running down the street after parking to go to daycare. Ran for about 2 minutes and then Peyton stopped and sighed.
I said: "What?"
P: "Oh I can't run anymore. That really hurt my hips"
Me:......wut?! (Is my kid secretly 80 years old??)
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Post by activebaby on Sept 19, 2017 23:46:21 GMT
How can I share a video? Ds's favorite exclamation "Oh My Dammit." I can't quit laughing
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Post by jobub on Sept 21, 2017 16:07:46 GMT
*opens cabinet under bathroom sink and sniffs* "Mom smell in there! It smells like [SIL's] house!"
So random
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Post by spins on Sept 24, 2017 4:21:57 GMT
"Daddy take a slow-mo video" while jumping up and down like a bunny
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Post by lulu on Sept 24, 2017 18:58:58 GMT
I was in the kitchen tidying and DS was next door in the playroom. I walked through the playroom and he gave me a death stare. "Muuuummmmyyyy....there's nothing in your hands?!" Then he burst into tears.
I asked what he was talking about and said "what should I have in my hands?"
The little shit said "my dinner"
Well excuse me Your Highness!
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Post by jobub on Sept 24, 2017 21:04:07 GMT
On Saturday: "Then when the sun comes up it will be Sunday!" Me: "yeah you're right, bubba!" Him: "Then when it's two, it will be Tuesday. And when it's Sa- that makes Saturday. And then WEN that makes Wednesday!"
Me "ooookkk...."
Him: "I'm very smart at things"
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Post by athena on Sept 24, 2017 21:24:49 GMT
"I'm getting so tall. I as tall as a duck! And you's as tall as a duck, and you, not you, you's little" About her, me, and DD2.
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Post by cattitude on Sept 24, 2017 23:12:34 GMT
"Let me see I'm cute". Asking to see himself in my iPhone camera after he shoved a piece of plastic under his jersey and called it a football shoulder pad.
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Post by athena on Sept 25, 2017 21:41:37 GMT
So she didn't really say anything since DD2 can't talk yet, but this belongs here:
I asked DD2 if she needed a diaper change and she shook her head, so I asked if I could check her diaper. She then stuck her hands in her pants to check her own diaper. Then shook her head, "No".
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Post by comicsans on Sept 25, 2017 22:08:00 GMT
There was some new song Dh wanted to hear so he found it on Spotify and started playing it on the echo. 3 seconds in, DD: “Alexa, next song.”
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Post by spins on Sept 26, 2017 2:13:30 GMT
"Siri is like a magical fairy"
"But mommy, how will we ever get there??? YOU DONT KNOW THE WAY! Can you ask Siri for directions"?"
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Post by lissiehoya on Sept 28, 2017 1:41:31 GMT
DH texted me this earlier today about DS: "He just opened his little kitchen set a bunch of dishes fell on the ground. He stands there and just says balls."
Yes, that's 100% my fault.
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Post by lissiehoya on Sept 28, 2017 1:57:02 GMT
Also, this morning DS put a bus under his shirt and then came over and goes, "Feel my baby!"
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Post by spins on Sept 28, 2017 5:04:10 GMT
Also, this morning DS put a bus under his shirt and then came over and goes, "Feel my baby!" DD does this all the time with all sorts of things, her ball, her wolfie, etc, "mommy I have a baby in my tummy!"
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Post by cattitude on Oct 2, 2017 17:37:53 GMT
C said his poop this morning was like a firework. I said- oh because it shot out your butt? He said, no because it burned. 😲
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Post by jobub on Oct 2, 2017 18:24:15 GMT
C said his poop this morning was like a firework. I said- oh because it shot out your butt? He said, no because it burned. 😲 Oh my... LOL
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Post by spins on Oct 3, 2017 0:07:28 GMT
Tonight as I'm leaving the kids room after bedtime: DD1: "goodnight mommy, have fun washing the dishes!"
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Post by footloose on Oct 3, 2017 0:22:50 GMT
Tonight as I'm leaving the kids room after bedtime: DD1: "goodnight mommy, have fun washing the dishes!" This is my kid too. One day I was rushing in the morning to leave for work and Peyton just wanted to play. I said she can play at daycare but I need to go. She said I can play too. I said "I am working, it's not like I am having fun here" She looked at me totally incredulous and said, "You DON'T??!" Sorry to burst your bubble kid.
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Post by njgirl84 on Oct 4, 2017 0:18:45 GMT
While we were putting both kids on the car I was talking to DS1 and must have used the word hey. He said “Hay is for horses” but cracked up laughing knowing it was a joke.
Turns out my mom taught him that one while he was in the stage of saying hey for everything. 😂 should of known better since she said it to me all the time as a kid anytime I said hey.
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