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Post by activebaby on Aug 29, 2017 0:58:56 GMT
Ds: it takes a long time for a baby girl to come. Me: what are you talking about? Ds: you and daddy going to make me a baby sister Me: uhh I don't know about that
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Post by spins on Aug 29, 2017 2:12:36 GMT
Just now 10pm
DH: can you put sheets on the bed? Me: they're in the dryer DH (5min later): *angry* why would you take the sheets off the bed, I just bought them a month ago, they're new, you can go years without washing sheets. *still angry* I need you to put the sheets on the bed. Me: just put them on yourself DH: I don't know how Me: figure it out!
I know, I know there are no kids in this story but so much wtf. WTF DH. Also note to self, do not buy navy blue sheets ever again, because the wet spots turn into bright white spots when they dry.
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Post by athena on Aug 29, 2017 2:18:17 GMT
spins, I'm kind of grossed out YH thinks you can go years without washing sheets.
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Post by spins on Aug 29, 2017 2:31:45 GMT
spins, I'm kind of grossed out YH thinks you can go years without washing sheets. I KNOW
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Post by lulu on Aug 29, 2017 5:47:05 GMT
spins, I'm kind of grossed out YH thinks you can go years without washing sheets. I've been thinking....I've never known DH to strip down the beds and wash the sheets. I wonder if all/most men think sheets never need to be washed!!! 😳
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Post by lissiehoya on Aug 29, 2017 13:55:41 GMT
spins, I'm kind of grossed out YH thinks you can go years without washing sheets. I've been thinking....I've never known DH to strip down the beds and wash the sheets. I wonder if all/most men think sheets never need to be washed!!! 😳 I found this out once we were married, but DH slept in a sleeping bag on top of his bed when we were dating, only using the sheets when I was staying over so he wouldn't have to wash them as much. Gross.
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Post by mrscheese on Aug 29, 2017 15:25:44 GMT
My general reaction to all the sheet talk in here. Ladies, this is not normal. Trust.
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Post by jobub on Aug 29, 2017 15:32:42 GMT
My general reaction to all the sheet talk in here. Ladies, this is not normal. Trust. LOL yes. How do you not know how to put sheets on a bed? It's....not that hard to figure out. Whenever my H says he doesn't know how to do something I tell him "you're a pretty smart guy. I'm sure you can figure it out."
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Post by cattitude on Aug 29, 2017 16:12:28 GMT
My general reaction to all the sheet talk in here. Ladies, this is not normal. Trust. LOL yes. How do you not know how to put sheets on a bed? It's....not that hard to figure out. Whenever my H says he doesn't know how to do something I tell him "you're a pretty smart guy. I'm sure you can figure it out." Pretty much this. He tries to say that sometimes with something for the kids. Mostly "I don't know what to fix the kids for dinner." Open the fridge and figure it out.
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Post by athena on Aug 29, 2017 17:07:59 GMT
I had to help a friend put the sheets on his bed the second day of college. He had made it himself the first night and put the flat sheet down first and was sleeping under the fitted sheet. I kid you not
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Post by njgirl84 on Aug 29, 2017 17:22:23 GMT
As a mom of boys I refuse to allow them to not know how to make a bed. And they need to know and when to wash their sheets (or any of their clothes for that matter).
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Post by spins on Aug 29, 2017 19:09:25 GMT
My general reaction to all the sheet talk in here. Ladies, this is not normal. Trust. r]]LOL yes. How do you not know how to put sheets on a bed? It's....not that hard to figure out. Whenever my H says he doesn't know how to do something I tell him "you're a pretty smart guy. I'm sure you can figure it out." I KNOW! I got to bed and he did figur out how to get the sheets on the bed. He was sleeping without pillow cases though 😡
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Post by spins on Aug 29, 2017 19:11:43 GMT
I don't recall DH ever washing sheets or towels .unless there was vomit involved.
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Post by jobub on Aug 29, 2017 20:08:32 GMT
I was complaining that H washed a towel in a load with other stuff and it got linty. Now I feel bad.
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Post by lulu on Aug 29, 2017 21:18:04 GMT
LOL yes. How do you not know how to put sheets on a bed? It's....not that hard to figure out. Whenever my H says he doesn't know how to do something I tell him "you're a pretty smart guy. I'm sure you can figure it out." Pretty much this. He tries to say that sometimes with something for the kids. Mostly "I don't know what to fix the kids for dinner." Open the fridge and figure it out. My DH's favourite line is "what's for tea?" How the fuck should I know? Who put me in charge of deciding! Remember, when he's home, he's home not working so it's not like he's just walked through the door expecting his tea to be on the table. Often he makes the tea...that's not the issue. he will just never commit to deciding what we are eating. He can honest to goodness ask this question at 10am and often when I'm in the middle of 101 other things. I could not give one fuck "what's for tea" - lets just eat food. It's not difficult.
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Post by lulu on Aug 29, 2017 21:21:29 GMT
Do you know what else bugs the shit out of me...
DH will get into bed and under the covers with stuff still on the bed.
If it's his, he'll move it. If it's mine, he leaves it. When I ask him what the fuck is he playing at he says "well I'm not sure where to put your stuff!"
Erm...on the floor, anywhere but not lying on the bed you are actually in you lazy toad!
And I'm meaning stuff as in hair straighteners, handbags, clean laundry, etc.
He's ridiculous.
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Post by mrscheese on Aug 29, 2017 21:32:46 GMT
Where is the post police?!
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Post by athena on Aug 29, 2017 22:22:31 GMT
Where is the post police?! Vacation ETA I mean, on a trip
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Post by spins on Aug 29, 2017 23:06:50 GMT
Do you know what else bugs the shit out of me... DH will get into bed and under the covers with stuff still on the bed. If it's his, he'll move it. If it's mine, he leaves it. When I ask him what the fuck is he playing at he says "well I'm not sure where to put your stuff!" Erm...on the floor, anywhere but not lying on the bed you are actually in you lazy toad! And I'm meaning stuff as in hair straighteners, handbags, clean laundry, etc. He's ridiculous. Omg DH does the same.if there's stuff on the bed he piles it on my side then lies down on his side. So annoying
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Post by lissiehoya on Aug 30, 2017 3:46:06 GMT
My general reaction to all the sheet talk in here. Ladies, this is not normal. Trust. LOL yes. How do you not know how to put sheets on a bed? It's....not that hard to figure out. Whenever my H says he doesn't know how to do something I tell him "you're a pretty smart guy. I'm sure you can figure it out." DS is a nurse so he had to show for one of his classes that he could make a bed properly. He didn't, but cheated in some way that it looked right so he was able to pass.
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Post by lissiehoya on Aug 30, 2017 3:47:42 GMT
Do you know what else bugs the shit out of me... DH will get into bed and under the covers with stuff still on the bed. If it's his, he'll move it. If it's mine, he leaves it. When I ask him what the fuck is he playing at he says "well I'm not sure where to put your stuff!" Erm...on the floor, anywhere but not lying on the bed you are actually in you lazy toad! And I'm meaning stuff as in hair straighteners, handbags, clean laundry, etc. He's ridiculous. Omg DH does the same.if there's stuff on the bed he piles it on my side then lies down on his side. So annoying +1
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Post by jennyinheaven on Aug 31, 2017 17:31:45 GMT
The other day we were in Target in the cleaning aisle. DD saw these shiny house scent beads and asked what they where. I replied that they for putting in your home to make it smell nice if something is stinky. She turned and said "Like when the daddy goes poop?" I was dying laughing inside, yes DD exactly.
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Post by lrmrtn on Aug 31, 2017 19:16:52 GMT
DS was peeing on his potty and farted and said "Mommy, I burpied on my potty!"
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Post by meggypoo1 on Aug 31, 2017 19:18:09 GMT
DS was peeing on his potty and farted and said "Mommy, I burpied on my potty!" Lol. Clara used to say I burped out of my butt. Now it's farted. Sad
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Post by comicsans on Aug 31, 2017 20:48:48 GMT
Dd was cooking in her kitchen. I had to change ds and I asked Dd if she was coming with us.
"No I'll stay here cause I have business out here."
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Post by spins on Aug 31, 2017 20:54:38 GMT
"Hi mommy, I'm at work"
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Post by scotty on Aug 31, 2017 21:22:15 GMT
"I can't wait until I'm older and I can eat a whole cake like daddy."
FTR, DH has never eaten a whole cake, but he has been overeating lately.
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Post by lulu on Aug 31, 2017 22:26:16 GMT
DS was peeing on his potty and farted and said "Mommy, I burpied on my potty!" Lol. Clara used to say I burped out of my butt. Now it's farted. Sad I tell my kids fart is a swear word and make them say pump!! I don't even know why I think it's a bad word ha ha! DD1 still refers to it as the "f word" which is cute because now she's older she'll say either "the f word" or "the really bad f word". Bless her.
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Post by lecky on Sept 1, 2017 3:58:52 GMT
I was fussing we need a bigger house. G said, yeah we need K's big house; I don't know what is wrong with your house. (my niece is K)
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Post by jobub on Sept 11, 2017 15:20:57 GMT
We were at Red Robin and there were big letters on the wall and we told him it spelled YUMMM. so he says "YUMMM. That spells yum! MMMUY. That spells yuck!"
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